mukuroikusaba:

seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”

iheartfrenchi:

petition for you to not

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

seblaine:

what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything

avenue:

january 2013: this shall be my year

may 2013: well, shit

gameboycoloured:

u know my url not my html

You know what’s worse than slow internet?

jesuschristvevo:

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment

sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap