seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
petition for you to not
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
u know my url not my html
You know what’s worse than slow internet?
brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
you can still be thick and have a thigh gap